Health, Pregnancy, Weird, Pranks and Shopping: The weirdos are reproducing

The weirdos are reproducing

By pregz - 25/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML

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By toelie - 03/03/2018 19:00

Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By Auburn_flame - 27/03/2019 00:00

Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML

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simplysarcastics 26

Thursday 25 April 2013 10:07

Wow what a jerk. It is not a time for games when your love is in serious pain.

superpoptart 24

Thursday 25 April 2013 10:15

What the **** is wrong with your husband?

Comments

kazmie 8

Friday 26 April 2013 3:13

well you certainly picked a winner :/

outoftown 26

Friday 26 April 2013 3:43

Good you saved the chasing for when you have to get child support payments from him.

lola1313 9

Friday 26 April 2013 4:49

I would divorce him so fast

ileenefudge 29

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:03

I would too. Sounds like hubby needs to grow up fast, because he's going to be a father soon. He needs to pull his own weight if it's going to work out between them.

c4rpi0 20

Friday 26 April 2013 5:49

Hehe someone's eager for the baby to come

babeababe 16

Friday 26 April 2013 10:23

I'd drive home and leave him at the store. Or, if you didn't have your keys to the car, go sit down somewhere and wait for him to stop being an idiot.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 26 April 2013 14:48

Somehow I see the husband's side of the story having less to do with hiding and more to do with finishing the shopping. OP could have simply found a seat, or stopped and waited for him, even if he was playing hide and seek.

PurpleNinjaStar 7

Friday 26 April 2013 20:17

You picked him..

mas1794 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 0:57

Did you not foresee this before you married him?

ileenefudge 29

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:07

People change over time, some for the better and some for the worst. If OP married this guy then that means she really loves(ed)m at the time and ignored any red flags that others might have seen or do see in him.