Embarrassing, Theater and Health: Theater kid

Theater kid

By juliet - 06/04/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

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rosiegrewup 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:28

Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.

Sviiiden 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:20

Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!

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Bee4594 0

Monday 6 April 2009 14:47

No you are #18. Feel better now? That totally sucks you should have threw up again on her

nuKIYBan 0

Monday 6 April 2009 14:47

I feel so bad for you it's not even funny. D:

eek02 4

Monday 6 April 2009 14:51

oh my gosh what a bitch! and i hope you're feeling better too :) drink some camomile tea and flat ginger ale

whattayacare 0

Monday 6 April 2009 15:10

you should have puked on her...give her what you have. I'd file a complaint. She can't fail you if you're sick beyond your control. And besides...it's HER responsibility to keep the understudies...that's what their job is - to be there in case the lead is SICK. this is all BS.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 6 April 2009 15:17

hhahaha 21 check who wrote 17 as well ;)

queenclutz20 0

Monday 6 April 2009 15:21

That director is a bitch! What the hell, she made you go up. You should take it up with the people above her head, really FHL over. Get her fired or threatened, yelled at, anything. But don't puke on her, that's just nasty. You should smack your understudies around though.

Chibi_fml 9

Monday 6 April 2009 15:24

Sounds like she was the sort of teacher who wanted absolutely everything to be absolutely perfect. If she legitimately failed you in a way that is going to effect your grades, then you should definitely be going over her head. There's got to be someone that you can talk to and explain that what happened wasn't your fault, you tried to make your teacher understand you were sick, and she didn't listen.

Hummingbird114 0

Monday 6 April 2009 15:27

That was really unprofessional on her part. If an actor is unable to perform and there are no understudies, the stage manager is supposed to read the part on stage. Failing that (which I would be shocked at since a theatre can't function without a stage manager. Though I suppose that might be why your understudies weren't around) she should have gone on herself and read the part. Either way, there's no excuse for threatening a violently sick actor onto stage, and then failing them for throwing up.

LordP123 0

Monday 6 April 2009 15:37

That blows...you shouldn't have gone and told your parents or something. Or gone to the dean and explained the situation. Then again...maybe they thought it was part of the act!