Embarrassing, Theater and Health: Theater kid

Theater kid

By juliet - 06/04/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

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rosiegrewup 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:28

Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.

Sviiiden 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:20

Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!

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medahj 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:04

get better soon!! but as for your teacher....i hate when they do that!!! so unfair!!

oliviacullen1120 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:08

that is so dumb u should report her and how does this person deserve that

nuga 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:08

You should report her to the dean/principal/whoever is in charge. She shouldn't be able to fail you for being ill and you have witnesses from your class who saw you vomit so it's not like she can say you were faking.

kndarwin 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:09

I'm thinking either your teacher is stupid, you exaggerated, or you full on made that one up.

marligan 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:26

This has to be made up. If you had a violent stomach flu, why would you be in school in the first place?

PollySighDevil 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:29

today I got vomited upon by some theater jerk FML

valuemeal2 1

Monday 6 April 2009 21:37

That sucks. How come the understudies were unreachable?

FreedomFirst 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:44

Report her. She shouldn't be allowed to get away with that.

bitchinstopshere 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:46

superman punch that bitch. hehe. but seriously, next time your on stage, just wait for her/him to be close, jump off the stage right after saying their name and superman punch them...then you run to canada. but in all seriousness, take it to the principle/dean.