Intimacy: There's a time and a place

There's a time and a place

By JSF1234 - 11/05/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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sh1tshow 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:24

You can report that as an "irregularity" to the AP people, which can get you a re-take.

youfailatlife 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:23

Entirely inappropriate discussion. He has no business around high school kids.

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Monday 11 May 2009 23:30

Just report him to The Collage Board and you can get a retake (although I took this Exam today also and it was HARD!)

dededesomenubs 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:31

haha me too ! well took the test .. didn't having some crazy perverted proctor

sinceidcishare 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:31

The sucks so bad!! I mean, I've taken AP tests before, so I know the whole time limit thing is super strict...but I've never heard of anything ridiculous like this happening. I'm so sorry. :[

PureGold 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:32

Proctors are idiots, I'm sure he can get in big trouble for that if you report him, and you might be able to re-take the exam if you need to. That's disgusting x(.

FBIWarning 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:32

lmao, o how high school shit was awesome

poobear 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:33

this seems fake because more than one person proctors an ap exam. when i took them there were at least 10 proctors in the room and everything you do (even handing out booklets and filling out your name) is really strictly timed. but if your school somehow only has one person in an exam who talks instead just call the ap people theyll cancel everyones scores and let you retake it for sure

kwbuzz23wk 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:33

Why so serious?

lucky0514 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:34

at least the proctor's cell phone didn't ring....like during the apush test at my school

alphatoomega 21

Thursday 21 February 2013 2:42

That might be less distracting.

musiclife_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:35

#17 we have only one person proctoring at a time... and LOL #18...you're in on that too? like half he people at my school are doing that one:P

isantorin 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:35

#17, not necessarily, sometimes you have to take the test away from the regular test group (like I did, because I had two tests in one day and couldn't reach both testing centers fast enough if I'd gone to the normal places) so if there's less people, there can be one proctor. Also OP, how does it matter? The AP test itself is timed, but if the proctor is talking, then that time does not count toward the test. One of my tests started an hour late, because all the computers malfunctioned and everyone arrived late.