Intimacy: There's a time and a place

There's a time and a place

By JSF1234 - 11/05/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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sh1tshow 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:24

You can report that as an "irregularity" to the AP people, which can get you a re-take.

youfailatlife 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:23

Entirely inappropriate discussion. He has no business around high school kids.

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DanceRox9008 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:18

how would the proctor be allowed to talk during the exam? that is a huge testing irregularity that should be reported to the college board. he has no business talking during a timed AP exam, let alone talking about his sex life.

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:28

I'm really confused. Did he hold off on handing out the exams, with the clock running, to tell everyone about his problems, or was he simply talking to someone else in the room, and you failed to tune it out?

mkebrewers 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:29

proctors know how serious and strict the ap exams are, there's no way they would let someone so ignorant be a proctor. fake!

Alkron 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:30

Wow haha One senior came into DE Calc (I'm a junior) and pauses and realizes he has an AP Bio exam he thought, then had this entire "I'm f'd" look on his face like with a huge smile like a "ahaha i'm screwed" it was a hysterical moment, he has to take it on the retest date

dothedallywag 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:33

How cute; AP exams...ah, to be young again. And there is no way his comments counted off of your time. It may have stressed you out a bit more, but that alone isn't FML worthy, is it?

mattmag 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:37

Report him to the college board. Unless they are dicks (which, in my experience, they are), they will let you re-take it.

HEYbitch_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:40

Hey, I took the bio exam today too. I really don't believe this at all though because what proctoring teacher would ever do that? And if he actually did, YDI kinda because you should have told him to stop, asked to see another teacher, gone to the office or reported an irregularity. Even if your teacher is a freak and is doing that, you don't have to just sit there listening to him talk about his dick, it's not like you were helpless..

sharonrenee 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:43

Haha. I thought it was bad when my proctor's cell phone when off during my AP Gov test!

eliz3 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:48

You deserve it for not doing something about it. I'm sure he would've shut up if you'd told him to.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:50

ok i call BULLSHIT on this one. thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard. but, on the off chance that it did actually happen, you and every single person in that room deserve it for not saying ANYTHING. it's an AP test moron don't just sit by and let the waste your time. your'e sooooo stupid!! =this is the biggest YDI i've see in awhile.