Intimacy: There's a time and a place

There's a time and a place

By JSF1234 - 11/05/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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sh1tshow 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:24

You can report that as an "irregularity" to the AP people, which can get you a re-take.

youfailatlife 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:23

Entirely inappropriate discussion. He has no business around high school kids.

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littlehowl 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:58

uuh ok, that sucks... but i assume you can talk, so why didnt you say anything? its just stupid... you have to speak up when someone disadvantages (is that a word?) you like that.. you have to take the test not him. so he has to stfu

elloelle 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:00

yes...office of integrity. stupid and nasty teachers gross me out. why are they allowed to be around kids??!? i would have interrupted and been like "um excuse me mr. ___, but i really don't want to hear about your dick issues and would prefer to concentrate on what going on in this killer test and not whats going on in your bedroom...or whats NOT going on in your bedroom. thanks." fools.

claudya_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:00

thats amazing! if something like this happened when i was taking the AP bio exam today i would have peed my pants

debbiedowner2 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:02

Ew..

Peacenik 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:07

OP, its probably too late, but I hope you reported that within 24 hours to the College Board. You should have gotten the contact information. #23, The College Board is who adminsters the Advanced Placement Tests. Everyone else arguing over the number of people in the room: first of all, the OP said that the Proctor's wife was also in the room, and acting as a secon proctor. Second, when I took my AP tests, we only had two procters in the room. I can also see there being a lot of procters. So, cool it.