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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 05:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 550
You deserved it 3 747

Same thing different taste

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There's still a small chance they forgot...but if they didn't, that's just sad.

At least you realized it had coconut in it before you ate it.

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Ugh. It's disgusting how some people think food allergies are something funny or worth pranking people about. Don't they understand that a person can DIE from it?!

It really depends on how bad the allergies are. I'm allergic to coconut but will at worst vomit it back up, and a lot of my friends know that. If it's a similar case, it's really not that big of a deal.

But even if the coconut only causes the OP to vomit, that's still a dick thing to do. Who the hell thinks it's funny to mess with a person's allergy like that?

What **** weasels. I hope you confronted them about it.

oj101 33

Your profile picture is both very suggestive and disappointing at the same time when I open it.

When your roommates get home, run out of your room clutching your throat and yell "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BREATH! What did those cookies have in them!?" Then fall down to the floor and gasp desperately. Then watch as they eventually get the message that they are complete assholes.

Be warned, the Grammar Nazis might see your typo. Otherwise, you're being awesome as usual.

oj101 33

Always be suspicious of unattended cookies. No one will ever readily give them up.... they're too damn delicious.

lexi365 20

Brownies are worse. No one can hate them.

Good think you broke the cookie in half, and noticed that it contained coconuts OP. out of all the flavors the kind of cookies they decided to make. What horrible roommates.

Well apparently you did something to piss them off.

Yeah, for sure. I never said what they did was okay. It wasn't at all.

Did you know that coconut is the only food stuff that a human could survive on by just eating that :)? It contains enough fibre, dairy (from the milk) and vitamins etc to live...unless your OP of course, then you'd be kinda ****** :L

@23 that was a Pretty Reckless thing to say (;

Yeah thats true :) but i mean the natural liquid inside the coconut :D and pleo what if you're trapped on a desert island with only guys :P? Then instead of trying to milk eachothers nips, you'd probably wanna stick with the coconuts aha ;D

One of them would get the nickname "Big Momma", and would undergo a genetical modification allowing for him to lactate for the rest of the group, providing sustenance!

You know that coconut milk is NOT a form of 'dairy' right? I'm not disputing it's nutritional value, just that to be dairy it has to have been expressed by a female mammal. Also, the stuff inside the coconut is NOT coconut milk, it's coconut water. Coconut cream is what you get when you pulp the 'meat' and then squeeze out the juice, and you mix that with coconut water to make coconut milk. COCONUT FACTS.

Well maybe i meant legen-dairy :P! haha nah I get what you mean :) but to be fair I did say the natural liquids found in coconut after, someone already corrected me

misslifeguard 7

'I tried to kill you, but I did it with cookies so it was actually a nice gesture!'

Set them both aflame in their sleep. That'll be "funny".