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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 05:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By cakekiller - 29/09/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML

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By brittholzworth - 27/06/2019 20:00

Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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By dangit - 11/09/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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By no good deed - 23/07/2020 20:02

Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML

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acrylicParadox 7

Monday 25 February 2013 12:07

There's still a small chance they forgot...but if they didn't, that's just sad.

sweettart83 27

Monday 25 February 2013 12:14

At least you realized it had coconut in it before you ate it.

Comments

PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Monday 25 February 2013 21:50

OP you should've send then the hospital bill saying "Because you deserve it!"

megmichelle45 3

Monday 25 February 2013 22:10

Did you do something to offend them first? You might have done something and weren't even aware of it, and they were getting you back. Regardless, if they have an issue with you, they should talk to you face to face. That's not only immature, but pretty ****** up. I'd find new roommates if all possible.

14avalentour 9

Monday 25 February 2013 22:14

Hit the bitch in her mouth when she comes home

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 25 February 2013 22:16

I only voted YDI because the note told me to.

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 25 February 2013 22:37

What assholes

BVBARMY1238 9

Monday 25 February 2013 23:52

I hate cocanut!

saidoh_fml 26

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:00

That's horrible! But at least you broke them in half before eating them.

outoftown 26

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:08

If you're in a dorm, show the cookies and note to the RA. See if you can get new roomies.

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:30

Those big bad meanies......

JennNoVa 8

Tuesday 26 February 2013 2:56

Sounds like you should return the favor by making them some delicious chocolate brownies. Instead of coconut, may I suggest adding some chocolate Ex-Lax chews to the batter? Sounds like they deserve what will follow. And so will you.