They call him Mighty Force

By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
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omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Watch Kung Fu Panda 2, that shit teaches the best moves.

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

how does that prevent you from getting hit. it would hurt no matter what. unless you are chuck norris.

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ihasbrains 10

Chuck Norris's stomach would shatter that kid's knee.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Chuck Norris now uses a walker...

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itsmeyippie 0

chuck Norris outran a cheetah in a triathlon, round house kicked jackie chan into space, and saved 15% on car insurance in less than a minute

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itsmeyippie 0

even if he is 70

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ibedestinie 0

maybe they have two black belts!!

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ihasbrains 10

You're* Try calling them a fool again.

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columbian_kush 0

kinda lame.....nice boobs though

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

Why did you guys give him so many thumbs down?? You can have a black belt in two martial arts.

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Bano360 25

I have a blackbelt in Karate and Tae Kwon Do.

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Genesis215 1

110- Him? I believe the user that was thumbed down is a girl.

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Nikki_ASW 0

189: No I'm pretty sure that's a guy.

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buiscit 0

so how's you training coming by the sound of it not good?!??!

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iAmScrubs 19

It isn't OP's fault. He thought that he was learning a martial art everyday when he woke up at 6:00AM to do Tai Chi while watching breakfast television.

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Truth_Nazi 0

And that's why I pack an airsoft gun at all times >:)

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spider63 0

oh ur hardcore bro I hope I don't run into you on the streets

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benjimm1 0

ur the reason airsoft is illegal in California soon. just carry a switchblade like everyone else

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Truth_Nazi 0

I have never used it, I just have it to scare people. Even if I don't have it, I just kick the person's ass.

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spider63 0

I think we hurt his feelings

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Truth_Nazi 0

Oh please, As if anything someone says on the Internet matters to me

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cummbubble 0

i knew taekwondo didnt teach you shit

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Eggers 2

it's just a sport, it's not for self defense. the sooner idiots like the op figures this out, the better.

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james3458 3

seriously. I had two years of it and I really didn't learn anything that useful in the outside world so I quit.

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stigster13 2

I've been doing it for 3 and a half years and I'm also a black belt but still a knee t the stomach is gona hurt. I can kick you in the head, doesn't mean I don't feel pain

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Byah 2

Getting kneed in the stomach knocks the breath out of you no matter what color belt you have, lol. And being a black belt in TKD doesn't automatically make you an ultra warrior. Don't sweat it.

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wackywillie54 0

exactly but I am a second degree and almost third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and in sparring you have to learn to take hits so he must not spar

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Wastelander 4

Were you, by any chance, on the 2-year blackbelt plan or the 3-year blackbelt plan? The 3-year costs a little more but has the added benefit of learning to kind of know how to take a hit. Or you can stop going to a belt factory. Your choice :P

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freerun4life97 0

Wtf? 2 year plan? 3 year plan?

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freerun4life97 0

oh...whoops...xD

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Wastelander 4

Thanks for clearing that up for him :P

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frozenfreeze 5

Get some friends and team up on him tomorrow. Teach that punk a lesson!

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wackywillie54 0

lol that's why you're a dick. TKD can't prepare you to get kneed in the dick

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HugoBosss_fml 0

Actually I used to do TKD and he got kneed in the stomach..

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