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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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By wrestling probs - 26/05/2015 02:24 - United States

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By Pfff - 11/12/2008 10:40 - France

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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Take that

By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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Jogging is bad for you

By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:53

At least it wasn't your balls

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:54

Watch Kung Fu Panda 2, that shit teaches the best moves.

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SirBedevere 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:06

A black belt won't stop a short knee.

PrincessesCrown 17

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:07

Wanna know why? Most karate places only see if you can do the correct move in the air. However the one I used to go to, the teacher made us perform the move on her. She would only move us up if we had the strength. In her class the average time it took to become a black belt was 17 years. Only then could you get your license to kill!

TKrisha_fml 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:08

Be happy it wasn't a bit south

ogle5431 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:40

in the shins?

PrincessesCrown 17

Friday 14 October 2011 5:56

no ****-tard in the toes

icantellu 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:09

It wasn't like you were gonna start using your skills on a 6th grader so get over it?

lulututu 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:43

Very true,

Clover2009 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:01

I think the point was saying that he was in a high-class rank in martial arts, yet still got his ass kicked by a sixth grader. Where in the world did OP say he was in a fight with the kid?

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:10

I don't care if you're a damn ninja, if you get kneed in the stomach you'll probably have trouble breathing...

tatflo 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:15

maybe Ur color blind... sorry tho

pieintheface 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:17

retard, colour blind people see in shades, so he would still see black

sheethapins 13

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:24

Blind people wouldn't see black in their shades, they wouldn't see period. Hence being blind. Both of you fail.

lobojojo 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:38

If you reread the comment you would know that they said COLOR blind. So in all reality you are the one who failed

steveakafranxy 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:43

#44, I believe the term you were looking for was "color blind." YOU FAIL

sheethapins 13

Thursday 2 June 2011 6:56

Think you should be talking to the guy above my post who thinks blind people see in black shades. Read. Access.

pieintheface 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:22

I think COLOUR blind people see in shades. COLOUR BLIND people

agummere796 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:17

having some weight issues?

antoinemartinez 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:18

taekwond deeze nuts!!!

the_glyda 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:19

Pussy.

ryanchew3 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:20

well I do fell sorry for you about that, n however... I do fell the need to tell you that taekwondo is a sport that focuses on the legs. yes it does help the abdominal region but overall it's kinda like a one sided martial art that trains one part of the body than the rest.

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