They call him Mighty Force

By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
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omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Watch Kung Fu Panda 2, that shit teaches the best moves.

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XxA7XKillerxX 1

You can't even spell your own profession right... :|

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steveakafranxy 7

we know how to spell it, but how do YOU spell it

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Xmarshall16X 5

Taekwondo, however you spell it, isn't a profession unless you are an instructor...you pay to learn, you don't GET paid to.

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sheethapins 13

Having a black belt in anything doesn't keep you from feeling pain.

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Prankster7o7 5

Oooh, black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do, maybe if you took an actual martial art that you could use in a real fight, maybe you'd know about this little thing called the solar plexus! You get hit there and you get the wind knocked out of you.

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sheethapins 13

Tae-Kwan-Do? How about Tae-Kwan-DON'T! Hahaha haha... ha... What? Nothing? Screw you guys... *walk of shame*

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Phase 0

Your solar plexus is in your chest, he got hit in the stomach. Idiot.

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Prankster7o7 5

Actually, no dipshit, it's located in your abdomen. Why do you think core conditioning is so important in martial arts? Learn your shit before you try to argue.

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hook_em 0

Ohhhh noooo. some one must not have been training much. you should get back to that right away so you can beat up that sixth grader ooooooo.

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22Marie22 0

Your sensei should be very disappointed in you.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

haha that must've been one mean sixth grader.

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Shlizabeth 0

Totally unrelated... Being a black belt doesn't make you invincible and immune to pain.

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2riteluvonherarm 0

you weren't ready... duh.

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Xmarshall16X 5

You can be the best fighter on earth if theres a 12 year old your not expecting them to knee you most likely. It doesn't make you weak you just were caught off guard. Personally I have a black belt but I got it before I was even ten, and i can't really remember anything about Taekwondo haha.

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