They're after us!

By Stevie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17

Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

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the_easter_bunny 1

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Is your mom on heroin?

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SorrowFull 8

Imagine the shock that Gnomes had, being so rudely shoved into plastic bags and taken from an air conditioned store to be placed in the scorching hot sun. I would also be be angry to have been bought so cheap, so pigeons can use my pointy hat as a target. Sleep with one eye open, or the little men might get you. "muhahahahaha"

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TheSithAssassin 15

I don't know about you, but I would side with your Mom and conspire to wipe out the colony of them.

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creedaddict 9

Gnomes are like that

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springbok_fml 2

put a ring of them around her bed while she's sleeping

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