Miscellaneous, Shopping, Awkward and Mother in law: They're all yours

They're all yours

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my mom lit a candle in our living room, telling the family how much she loved it. She then went on the tell us that my dad got it for her and it must have been some cheap candle. I bought the candle as a gift for her on her birthday. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

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By juggalo2 - 19/07/2023 12:00

Today, my wife can barely contain her rage at me for throwing out her collection of unique glass bottles, which she was saving for gifting and decoration. I'd feel more guilt if she hadn't been storing them in a box underneath our sink mixed with recyclables. FML

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alipalli 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:07

lol she had to pay for them twice, fhl :P

thefuckingmaggot 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:05

If I had a nickel everytime something like this happen... I'd have 15 cents

Comments

spillproof 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:16

Well, it is her daughters fault also, even though she will blame it all on you.

Iwuvsu0_o 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:40

24788 6

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:49

Someone clearly didn't like the gift.

FurrTrap 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 7:01

There's just something about ugly green LOL

HteaXtrainC 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 7:31

lol. Maybe she forgot?

DropThatBeat 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 8:05

# 38 you are a moron. Would you say "she gave them to I?" I would hope not because that is even worse grammar than saying "she gave them to my wife and I." Regardless of the whole bad grammar issue, I guess this fml is kind of funny..

rachelbrianna25 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 8:19

LOL!! that's so funny!! wow she must have really liked them to buy them back. Watch she will wait a year & then give them to you guys again. lol. that would be awesome! go granny!

cutebutpsycho 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 8:32

Okay, your wife just let you be in charge of what you were going to sell? Normally the items that will be put up for sale must go for inspection first. The husband usually has no clue what's just waiting to be used within the next week. However, if your mom-in-law is all whiny about the glasses, just have your wife say that "He wouldn't know style if it bit him in the ass." Smooth it over. Then use the glasses once or twice when she's there, and then BAM! eBay!