Pranks and Kids: They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Egg mode

By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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Bathroom police

By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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orangeduck 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:53

Your oldest son is an evil genius.

mr_inkredible 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:53

Is he crazy!? You don't start wearing them until you're at least 12

Comments

nekrodoll 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:13

hahahaahahaha hahaha hehehe hoohoho I hope my kid does that to his bro ur kid rocks lol

nvo 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:25

have his dad - or other male grownup - convince him otherwise

scenequeen2lean 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:50

Lol. I died. That's hilarious. I wanna meet the evil genius, xD

ssaammiiee 5

Monday 8 August 2011 0:00

Oh dear jesus!! poor kid

rosaparks14 0

Monday 8 August 2011 0:15

Hahahah such a win for the brother!!!!

cherrylover88 4

Monday 8 August 2011 0:18

lol damn

justbigbs 6

Monday 8 August 2011 0:28

You got the entire rear end covered, your older son is an assh*le and the other is a dumbass.

Mach10 0

Monday 8 August 2011 0:30

YDI for ignoring the well-marked caution signs. What did you think would happen? That she'd be less of a batshit crazy control freak "once you got to know her?"

Mithylove 13

Monday 8 August 2011 3:08

I guess all you can hope for is that he will get distracted by something and forget about it. I would have a serious talk with the older brother though.