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By drunkenloser - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my alcoholism reached a new low when I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML
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vexus_fml 5

try AA meetings, they usually help

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Red or white? I personally believe white pairs the best for on the toilet.

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DrownedMyFish 18

I don't blame you. Constipation can be a bitch.

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perdix 29

Do you choose a different wine if you're peeing or pooing? If you match the bouquet of the wine with your bodily excretions, you're not an alcoholic, you're a connoisseur!

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perdix 29

#9, you might want to add some fiber to your diet. I humbly suggest switching to whole-grain Eggos.

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Enslaved 36

"Do you have the time To listen to me wine?" Well, sitting on the thinking chair can make Riesling a lot easier for me.(:

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martin8337 35

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker, suicide is slow with liquor:-)

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

About nothing and everything all at once. I am one of those melodramatic fools. Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it. Sometimes I give myself f the creeps, sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. It all keeps adding up and I think I'm cracking up. Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned? Ah, old Green Day.. My summer anthems.

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fooltemptress 36

Realizing you have a problem and admitting it are huge first steps! I really hope you follow them up by going to AA meetings or seeking help elsewhere.

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Memen88 16

You need to get help before you get a DUI and are forced to.

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phatdaddy62 23

Umm, you won't get a DUII on the toilet.

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worldclassrager 39

As everyone said go to AA...it's good advice...and if you want to try on your own drop down to one less glass a week and go from there...

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olpally 32

Get help. Please! First step is admitting you have a problem op, ,which is what you did now. you've got a long road ahead of you after that though. Good luck.

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jrock9093 18

The hand of AA always welcomes you! All you need to remember is to stay sober 24 hours

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