Alcohol and Health: They tried to make me go to rehab…

The good thing is that often people who have problems wont admit it or cant see it, so there is the possibility for you to get past this since you've accepted that you have a problem with alcohol

darkmis1 17

Friday 20 September 2013 20:20

No, it reached a new low when you looked to FML for help instead of a program like AA.

lylotrezor 20

Friday 20 September 2013 20:37

You can get help, and you can get out of this, OP. Best wishes, take care of yourself.

deusraps 8

Friday 20 September 2013 20:54

Regular Saturday night for me.

52564 8

Friday 20 September 2013 20:59

Ditto and Thursdays too

fattypatty666 3

Friday 20 September 2013 20:55

i see no problem with this

52564 8

Friday 20 September 2013 21:01

I have not tried this, makes sense to me

maximumDERP 6

Friday 20 September 2013 20:57

that's called multitasking...

AnagenisisZagus 13

Friday 20 September 2013 21:04

Mother, is that you?

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