Injury, Ironic and Health: Thin skinned

Thin skinned

By cbad - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 150

You deserved it 48 787

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Awahso 25

Monday 30 January 2012 18:57

Better not do infomercials.

Ins_Knie 2

Monday 30 January 2012 18:58

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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lulzworthy 3

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:23

Darwin awards.

icantellu 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:42

Why did you think you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife? It hurts worse than a sharp knife.

PaigeySlade 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:50

WIN

DustyStorm 16

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:54

'Em er sharp! Lol Been there, done that and it certainly sucks....

hern98 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:56

Blonde lol

Sodamncold 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:00

Thata boy

camcam14_fml 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:07

What the heck....that takes skill..........

husky22 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:09

so basically, the other person won

DioxideSpartan 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:21

*Facepalm*

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:21

Demonstrating. You're doing it wrong.

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Today, my boyfriend was complaining about his kids being hard to handle. He repeatedly said the other day that if he had a woman to help then maybe it wouldn’t be so hard. I don’t really know how to take that, since I’ve said multiple times I’m willing to meet them. I feel like I’m too close, to soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 904

You deserved it 177

Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend takes so long in public toilets. He admitted his ex was such a nasty ho, she would drag him into public toilets whenever she wanted dick in public. So now every time he goes in one, he gets a boner and has to "get rid of it" before he can come out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 135

You deserved it 349

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 147

You deserved it 6 814

Today, I sent a tweet to my favourite artist to tell him that I loved his work. He replied that I was being rude and blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 081

You deserved it 134

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 294

You deserved it 8 029

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 914

You deserved it 4 960

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 685

You deserved it 374

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 677

You deserved it 4 170