Health and Work: This good enough for ya?

This good enough for ya?

By pukishgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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You deserved it 2 958

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2015 15:40 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 380

You deserved it 2 933

By StupidJob - 01/09/2016 23:23 - United States - Batavia

Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 908

You deserved it 858

Buckethead

By hi! - 17/09/2021 14:00

Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML

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You deserved it 143

Best time

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 892

You deserved it 35 446

By Mark - 27/02/2015 18:24 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 870

You deserved it 2 721

Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was forced to come in to work early in the morning. For me, that means I will have a pounding migraine, vomiting, and diarrhea for at least the next two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 281

By Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 934

You deserved it 2 190

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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You deserved it 9 053

About that raise…

By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 957

You deserved it 1 354

Asshat

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 832

You deserved it 145

ChubEchaser 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 16:16

way to back it up. FHL

DakotaCat 4

Thursday 18 November 2010 16:21

In the words of Cleveland Brown "that's nasty:

Comments

emjay09 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:29

FHL!

secretvampire13 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:54

lol ur boss deserved it!

AngieVengeance 0

Friday 19 November 2010 9:14

whoever just said that they never complained on FML about getting sick all the time....YOU JUST DID!

GavinRoskamp 0

Friday 19 November 2010 10:13

Bahaha, good observation.

hcysntmf 0

Friday 19 November 2010 10:15

Oh how I love fml. This is so appropriate to my day yesterday, but ok, I only fainted on my boss but it was embarrassing as hell!

Marjojo_fml 0

Friday 19 November 2010 11:19

Sorry, but what does it means "puk over" ? I'm french and this word isn't in dictionnary. I ask me why...

Zebidee 8

Friday 19 November 2010 13:37

Puke = dégueuler

Marjojo_fml 0

Friday 19 November 2010 14:24

Merci c'est bien ce que j'avais compris.

Zebidee 8

Friday 19 November 2010 22:32

Pas de problème.

fmvhero 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 6:08

bitch deserved it imo. You should be posting this on MLIA

drummerchic14 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 7:04

good job, that'll teach that bitch to doubt u:)

jkweenjkwrntjkrw 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 21:24

FHL. At least she knows your not a liar

Jasper8713 2

Monday 22 November 2010 3:17

per month, my bad.

Djosef_fml 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:26

OP, the real question is : Does you wife see a therapist for her trust issues while you sleep with the nanny?

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Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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You deserved it 57 964

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 836

You deserved it 97 612

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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You deserved it 15 426

Today, I was using self-checkout at the grocery store, and the machine flipped out and started randomly announcing, "Please wait for assistance." No one came to help, but the machine just kept loudly repeating it until everyone stared at me like I was trying to steal grapes. FML

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You deserved it 73

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

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You deserved it 35 866

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

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