This is a low

By Stella - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
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Rebecca1993 0

Aw.. I chipped a tooth once. My brother threw a scooter at my face...

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Sfugius 0

learn to invest in beer bottle openers.

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Person1233 12

Please tell me you live in ***** Island. That would make my day, OP. (BEST ISLAND FRICKEN EVER)

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fucentarmal 1

so much sadness, for those without basements, fyl.. if you are the kind of guy who might drink alone in a basement, i recommend old people bars...the conversation is about the same for the most part, but playing the jukebox is like farting in an elevator.

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jollyjam1 2

Why would you do drugs alone in your basement?

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Mx_Rider 6

YDI 1-drinking by yourself 2-drinking in your basement FYL 1-for chipping your toof RESULT = a buck toof bitch :B

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snafu57 1

for the record: you drink the inside, not chew the outside.

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mleblanc 0

Not much else to do in Newfoundland other than drink in your basement alone.

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karebear16 0

haha exactly what i was thinking

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thesucker1994 0

wow what a classy lady

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wh4t3v3R 0

#22: haha! OMG, I did not even realize this was a woman; lurking in her basement tearing bottles open with her teeth. Scary F her life. Look on the bright side OP: least its not your parents basement! Right?

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errrratic 0

YDI for having no one else to drink with.

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kiahhxx3 0

This is stupid. People drink all the time alone in there basement.

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