Cars and Transportation: This ol' truck

This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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Leptailurus 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:22

This is why you never... EVER... leave the keys in the ignition when you get out of the car.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 August 2009 7:35

Who the **** puts their phone on top of their car when they're getting in? Don't most people have it in their pocket or in their bag?

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 August 2009 7:35

Who the **** puts their phone on top of their car when they're getting in? Don't most people have it in their pocket or in their bag?

shinxanta 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 1:38

If they have brain cells and common sense, usually. Guessing the OP is missing one of the above.

GlobalB 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:35

Huh... well you're just rolling in the smooth moves today...

alex_vik 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:42

Surprise surprise, it's a woman. I really get tired of saying that.

emzmcgee 0

Friday 28 August 2009 8:06

Then stop ******* saying it? Idiot

alex_vik 0

Friday 28 August 2009 8:36

Well if women would stop doing stupid things involving driving, I'd stop saying it.

wtfjusthappened1 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:20

We're the ones doing stupid stuff? Guys drive like 100 mph, and cut ppl off ALL THE TIME cuz they're on their ******* phones! Plus, who're the ones drag racing and getting ppl into crashes all the time? Oh, yea, MEN! And let's not forget the stupid, "im going to turn my base up so i cant hear the lyrics just the BOOM noise, and disturb everyone around me" Yea, we're the ones doing stupid stuff, but u guys drive like complete MORONS

alex_vik 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:01

"Guys drive like 100 mph, and cut ppl off ALL THE TIME cuz they're on their ******* phones!" At least we don't go 20 mph in a 40 mph zone. We cut people off because they're too stupid to be on the road. Men might be on their phones, but that's it. No applying makeup, reading, or fixing our hair while we're driving. "Plus, who're the ones drag racing and getting ppl into crashes all the time? Oh, yea, MEN!" Of course men get in accidents all the time. We drive a lot more, increasing the risk of accidents. Duh. "And let's not forget the stupid, "im going to turn my base up so i cant hear the lyrics just the BOOM noise, and disturb everyone around me"" You're thinking of gangsters and wiggers, not men. "Yea, we're the ones doing stupid stuff, but u guys drive like complete MORONS" Women are the dumber drivers. You're always too courteous, even when you have the right of way.

your_face 15

Friday 28 August 2009 21:26

Courteous and dumb are not the same thing. Guys' brains are built for them to be better drivers; however, due to guys' desire to show off, they actually do tend to be more reckless drivers. And there are men who read the newspaper, etc while they drive.

geko911 22

Thursday 17 June 2010 4:21

id guess u r a lesbian.. if not.. dam FYL for being around guys all the time.. must be tough in bed..

joHnnycsU 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:42

Meh. At least you found your phone

blah123blah 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:44

Not as bad as the time my friend locked himself in the car, no one would let him out. (it was an older car)

PaulieeBooMN 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:47

This is why there's always a phone in the kitchen (and no car)

chippa 24

Friday 28 August 2009 7:54

Hahah. :) Not much of an FML 'cause you can always call for someone, but this made me laugh.

Bud_fml 16

Friday 28 August 2009 8:07

Yah seriously lol not a huge FML Sux tho

the_boss_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 8:10

this is why women should NEVER be able to drive... bunch of dumb ass women thinking they are smart enough to operate a car. GET USED TO IT, YOUR JOB IS TO CLEAN, COOK, AND MAKE BABIES. theres really nothing else that a woman could handle in this world besides those 3 things. women voting? LOL women in gov't? LOL women that leave the house other than to get groceries? LOLOLOLOL stick to the basics because you just comprehend complex things. get that through your much smaller brain...

pieisyourdrug 0

Friday 28 August 2009 9:27

Remember when trolls were creative? Oh, those were the days....

the_boss_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 9:45

im not trying to be a troll dumbass. thats just the way i see it.

tiemoon37 0

Friday 28 August 2009 10:16

hey guys, this troll made up an extended name for himself: "troll-dumbass"! or maybe trolls have a problem with placing commas... wake up, man! this is 2009!