Thorough check

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 23:34 - United States - Akron

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Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML
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person961 9

Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady

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WCARlover 34

Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha

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expectcriticism 13

maybe you should invest in some soap and a loofah and clean yourself up next time, just a thought

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

@78 Lol I do fitness modelling, I dont even have to pursue girls, I'm the one getting approached. Well, I was before I was in my current relationship. Making erroneous claims out of the blue is a very poor and immature attempt to try and insult me because you dont agree with my comment, and besides, whats the point of saying that crap when you have no idea how many girls I'm bedding every week, its like calling an athlete a fatass; its not going to hit a nerve if theres no truth to it. Hahaha

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buttcramp 21

why did you have belly button lint? lol I have never had anything in my belly button but as a child I used to always check cause I had heard of belly button lint on cartoons.

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martin8337 35

He likes it clean.

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jazzy_123 20

oh my god who the hell cares! *Peter Griffin voice*

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kelemen 2

You're a filthy animal

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JessMac9000 16

Nothing wrong with a caring boyfriend lol

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shebtrue 6

your bad don't you clean your belly button when you shower?

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