Thorough check

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 23:34 - United States - Akron

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Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML
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person961 9

Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady

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WCARlover 34

Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha

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Nicole819 11

I guess it was nice of him to try & help but maybe you should consider cleaning it yourself next time before things get heated lol

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Petey801 5

I don't know if that's really an FML! That's just hella gross, LOL

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koza 8

Did he do this with his fingers or his tongue? O_O

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StickyPickles 33

Let's hope that's all he found going down there. . .

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AUShano 15

What I'd like to know, and the phrasing makes ambiguous, is did clean it out with his fingers, or did he trail kissess down and pause there to clean house with his tongue??

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

And #22 continues with his rude guesses. He's probably just mad he can't get laid due to his douchebag behavior.

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krysbell 7

This just makes me picture monkey's picking bugs off one another and eating them..

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