Thorough check

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 23:34 - United States - Akron

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Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML
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person961 9

Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady

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WCARlover 34

Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha

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imchacon22 19

That's nasty. Keep your belly button clean. It's not that hard.

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hurleyjoe 8

Maybe you should, I don't know, shower and or bath regularly so you don't have lint in the first place?

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b00kn3rd 14

I know lots of folks who shower regularly and have extreme cases of belly button lint. Do you cleans behind your ears, between your toes or even your back? Most people let the shower do these jobs but they can also accumulate bacteria. Behind your ears and back are just prime real estate for oils and dirt which is where you get things commonly called "backnee".

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weveallbeenthere 30

you should have made sure it was clean before that happened.

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deathstroke990 22

do people actually grow belly button lint?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It doesn't GROW, but if you don't clean it out then stuff gets stuck in there.

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permaband_usr 14

Yes, it actually grows. Where do you think your Grandmother got the yarn to knit that sweater this Christmas?

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Menissa_fml 1

It's not really dirty or a bad thing, my fiance's work shirt ends up leaving a small bit of lint no matter how clean he keeps himself. Don't really mind removing it if I see it, and it isn't dirty or gross it's just a part of life. No reason to feel ashamed or grossed out by a little ball of fuzz that is most likely perfectly clean.

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Dilwann 27

I don't get why people think it's gross either. My bf has some 'shirt lint' in there as well. I get it out, just because I notice and it's a nice thing to do. It's kind of a habit, just like randomly patting his belly or cuddling spontaneously.

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azyjazy713 11

I thought girls liked a man who pays attention to the little details...

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Xotoolyxo 16

You got a keeper, he wants to please you and take care of you at the same time (;

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n8rtot 3

better than my friends boyfriend eating her boogers. Good guy you have there

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

Your friends boyfriend is a freak. That goes far beyond the realm of fetishes.

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