Time flies by

By ohdear - 27/01/2011 13:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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InsaneGenius 0

You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.

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allmidnighteyes 10

THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.

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starile 19

Yay! Plenty of things to celebrate today!

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alito_fml 0

ydi for being a girl...LOL I've been with my husband for almost 5 years and we ****** every time. probably because we both have a p3n!s

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DjeePee 24

What's a p3n!s? If you want to show off on the net about your and your partners' faboulous sexlife, don't be shy sweety, and use the proper word. You are not 14 anymore. Thanks.

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banana_buddy 6

17 is obviously bsing, no married woman spells penis like a 12 year old virgin nerd. Wait my bad, I meant no married transexual...

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mrahhhhh 21

I'd like to introduce you to my friend. He's very shiny. His name is Bob. Plus 3.5 internets to the one who first guesses the reference.

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farhil 14

Nobody wants your fake online currency

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hghiPigh 0

????? boner you really need to save some blood for your brain..

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sweet_candy_ 17

Instead of complaining on fml. Talk to your husband about it.

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slsrox1298 0

#17 maybe she prefers to be straight. sry hun tell him that u wamt a better se life with him...

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banana_buddy 6

LOL 23 good one, it must be that boners has such a huge dick that when he saw the word ****** in the fml blood stopped circulating to his brain and he lost his ability to read.

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skyeyez9 24

Have you tried talking to him about it? If now, he has no clue. But if you did and he's just being selfish and cares only about his pleasure, fyl. If it's the latter, you should seriously consider if you want to be sentenced to lousy sex for the rest of your life and leave him.

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birds_fml 7

YDI for not taking care of this a long time ago. I assume you've given him orgasms, right? If he refuses to do what's necessary to get you off, then you don't have to put out for him. There's a hundred different things he could do, and it all comes down to being your fault because 1. you've either not talked to him about it, so he has no idea, or 2. He knows but thinks it's not important, because you didn't insist, or 3. he's a complete jerk, even though you insisted and he still refuses, and you're still married to such a self-centered asshole.

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Jizwold 0

or 4 the bitch won't cum no matter what he does

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