Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
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senseisuncommon 7

are you telling us we should use the asshole more often? or just calling him an asshole?

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HatchetMan 0

They all say they want someone who can go all night, but very few really do.

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Shadow_Sniper 0

you can never be too long

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Pearson_fml 0

maybe she should do a few fat 15 year old guys, and then lets see her say "45 minutes is too long"

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Anumayis 34

you know what, sometimes a guy really takes too long. and I don't meen 45 minutes. my best friend always complains about her bf taking too long because he won't come for 3-4 hours. and she really does everything she can.

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shirvon100 0

at least she didnt say it was too short

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deannababy 0

um wtf.. i would like that! LOL. the longer the better! right?!

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jgars575 0

well i mean sex has diferent lengths for different people. sometimes the girl (unfortunately) just doesnt have the 45+ minutes :(

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makjon86 0

30 second josh FTW!!!

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rosyrose 0

too long.....!!.....my sex life doesnt last past 10 mins....

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Randomiser 0

Mate i had the same problem with my previous 2 girlfriends... and i had the same problem with my current girlfriend at first... i told her to go see her GP. she did and they gave her some cream she put it on for few days. i remmember she telling me that i couldnt have sex with her when she had the cream on.. this was on for few short days.. anyway afterwards she didnt seem to have the same problem anymore. she wouldnt get sore anymore infact she started enjoying sex more which made her more wild which give me boost to come quicker.. maybe its those its those dirty talks or perhaps how she sync her body with my motion either way i keep falling for it and i love it.. the other day she asked me to go for a walk.. while we were in the park she asked me to bang her in the bushes.. not being able to resist i did so anyway.. lasted 7 mins.. i wanted to go longer and she was keep telling me not to come.. but after hearing her saying that few times it made me climax anyway.. than i took her to my car and banged her again for a good 20 mins till she had an ****** and i finishing my self off.. had another try after 20mins but this time i couldnt finish it cause my legs were killing me. anyway in my honest opinion i think you not getting any sex from your girl for a good few weeks will help you have good sex when you do... its like when they are on their time of the month it kills you inside knowing you cant do sht. i feel your pain man.. sucks for you1!!

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zolltf 4

I got AIDS just listening to that.

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StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

lmfao @ #40

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ThatsANiceAss 4

Holy shit. I just read a novel on FML.

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shaggy102 0

its not your fault she can't get you to come faster. i know women like this, they aren't passionate enough in bed. that's all there is to it

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