Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
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senseisuncommon 7

are you telling us we should use the asshole more often? or just calling him an asshole?

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HatchetMan 0

They all say they want someone who can go all night, but very few really do.

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podrummer9209 0

Yeah dude... Definitely lack of respect. She needs a good verbal bitch-slap. And then next time she wants laid, tell her you're busy playing (insert console here) and can't take the time out to do it.

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dakins 0

how is this lack of respect, If something's off it's off. saying it isn't disrespectful disrespect is telling a guy his **** is short. telling him he takes to long in bed is just honest. atleast she said it nicely.

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diet_cocaine 0

dude i got the same problem, my brother, u are not alone in this

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SaraAnn1401 8

Poor baby!!! ;)

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jsmith1199 0

#4.. yes thats perfectly acceptable.. only guys r allowed to turn down sex- especially for a video game #13.. there are 2 other holes for when the ****** gets sore. try keeping the rotation going

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ell3x0 0

at least you dont take long enough. (=

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omar13 0

Skrew her! She's actually complaining that you take too long???

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theDAVIS 0

dude its cuase your woman aint trying hard enough lol i had that problem with my last GF, in fact it took so long i would often just give up. New GF and shes into it and no prob at all lol

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

i agree with theDAVIS its her fault if it tKes to long, because its your job to pleasure her as much it is hers to pleasure if she is doing hers wrong or not doing it at all then she can go to hell for being a selfish bitch

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MrZach 0

Taking too long is the same as being too quick... My girl always finished waay faster than I do.. which I think contributes to my dick not lasting so long anymore >.

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17Master 0

First, guys don't last enough, now guys last too long? There is no winning, is there?

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