Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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imajinethat 0

Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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Animati0n 0

So? It's not a bad thing.

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KillaKellaz 0

....wow....that sucks for you...5 years though....hahahahahahahahaha sadness

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bornbritish 0

why don't you just do one of those dating things or flirt with guys???

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elohssa_fml 0

I'll give you a sympathy f*ck. Unless you're fat. Or stinky.

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Epinephrine_fml 0

I guess my life is f"cked also since I am 21 and never had sex.

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Keeeeely 0

well fyl. i no people who lost it at 14. :S

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Moooshie 0

I think that's cute. Least youh aint no ***** y0.

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amazingkate 0

don't be desperate. don't be creepy. this pretty much works for everyone.

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xBamxBam 0

Hahahaha. All you kids hating on him are in fact the losers. I'll break it down for you children. He hasn't done something that MANY people hold sacred to their heart, and you're calling him a loser/pathetic and a bunch of other non sense. Yeah, who's the pathetic one there? You kids need to slap yourself twice. 1. For thinking Sex is the best thing in the world. 2. For being retarded. You people don't know this guy, so stop assuming sh*t. Jesus Christ. Just live your life man, the time will come.

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godyourethick 0

Unlucky mate :(

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Jenae91 0

Waiting for a good first time is important. You want it to have meant something.

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