Hey, it could be worse. You could have NOT had condoms when you were 18, gotten preggo, and ruined your life. The grass is always greener on the other side.

I feel your pain.

Not as ****** as your grammar, #18

awww well 23 is my unlucky number so maybe when you turn 24 you'll have better luck. Comment #7 made me literally laugh out loud omgggss hahaha

Yikes, #13... I'm going to hope you're somewhere in the vicinity of 10 to 14 and don't really know what a condom is yet... They ARE rubbery stuff, more specifically latex usually, and they expire because the latex destabilizes and becomes... more porous... with consequences you'll hopefully understand before they happen to you...

awie! its all good. im sure itll happen eventually.

# 69 will get you what you want ;)

I gotta say YDI. I mean, regardless what you look like - there will be people who are attracted to you. I would bet the main problem is that you never approach women. I have friends like you - when we were at a bar, they would sit at the table and never dream of going up to a girl. Do you think they will just magically fall into your bed? You have to be proactive - there are girls everywhere, start interacting with them... Seriously - start by smiling at them... do it everywhere you go and then build up to talking to them. It's not that hard - say something witty, or funny, introduce yourself, ask for her number. It's not going to work every time, but you won't strike out every time either. Swing for the fences man!

Hot diggity damn, you're a LO-SER!

That might actually be better than regretting a sexual experience or sexual experiences. Honestly, do you know how many people regret the person they first had sex with, or at least the sitaution? You at least don't have that problem. And, you can use the reasoning to whomever you do have sex with, that you wanted to wait on the right person. If that backfires and he/she acts like, "OMG, you think I'm a ****/think you're better than me" etc., then that person is not worth it either. :-D