Wow #18.. Has anyone told you your grammar is ****** too?? And lmfao #7, you're awesome xD And OP- Wait for the right person man. Like really, I'm so sick and tired of those sad FMLs saying that they never got laid, or that the woman called out someone else's name. Like seriously people, those are not FMLs. It's not an issue. Wow. But good luck, if you really have to get ******, you can visit some prostitute anytime. And yuppers, there are male and female prostitutes so gender ain't a problem either ;)

Getting laid is the easiest thing ever. Anyone will **** anyone.

#32: FYL. Some of us like sex, sorry to hear you've never had any with the person you've been seeing for 6 years. People who say it's "no big deal" have never had it, and that's a case of sour grapes, or don't enjoy it -- and usually the latter have some dark past that tainted their ability to enjoy sex. That said, to the OP: you must have some girl in mind you like. Smile at her, try talking to her, like other said. Don't set your standards high; chances are, you're probably not the most attractive person, so don't expect the same of prospectives. It really isn't that hard to get in girl's pants, you just have to work at it. You can do some things that will make it more likely, but saying those here won't help you; experiment and find what works best. Just a small example: watch a movie together. If the girl you like gets scared by scary movies, rent one. The first time she jumps, bring her close and comfort her. Or laugh. That might catch her off guard. Above all, explore the other, fairer sex.

Umm I'm 15 and don't quite know about this stuff so...how long does it take for condoms to expire? XD

Isnt this a good thing, why is this a FML?

I love it how people immedaitely think its a guy ;D What if its a girl?! @OP: Patience is a virtue :3

#53 - I know, it's definitely disappointing... Judging by your name though, I don't think it would take much to be a heartbreaker to you ;) #58 - Obviously not to the OP, he wants to get laid!

yayy! waiting is a good thing! abstinence FTW :D

#s 9 and 13 - hopefully you guys haven't already started, otherwise, I shudder for both you and your partners. :/ #15 - always good to ask questions. if you grab a package of condoms off the shelf, they should last you a good three years or so. (but hopefully they'd be gone much sooner, lol!) always remember to check the expiry date BEFORE you use one (it will always be printed on each individual wrapper) and as a good rule of thumb if the date on the wrapper is less than six months away, it's safer to use a fresher condom. =) OP - I sympathize somewhat, I found condoms I had stashed in my drawer a year and a half ago, I had expected them to be looong gone by now... and I'm still a virgin. boo hoo. at least I didn't shack up to some cuntwaffle I used to call my boyfriend. =)

let's look on the bright side: at least you don't have an sexually transmitted disease!!