Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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imajinethat 0

Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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Animati0n 0

So? It's not a bad thing.

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xxstealthxx 0

how the hell do condoms expire? there like plastic-ish rubber. wtf

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matt112992 0

owell. shi* happens. life goes on without sex. ur day will come somtime. patients is virtue.

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jonnymohio 2

You know, you can practice putting them on. So they don't go to waste. And you'll be ready when you do finally use one.

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Always_Abby 0

Well, at least you were prepared. That's a plus.

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Glam_fml 0

Haha, #7. Honestly, it's not that hard to get laid - you just can't be too picky. Or be one of those people who are waiting for the "right" person to come along. By the way, you might want to buy some new condoms.

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123la 0

They are FMLs. You're life is seriously ******.

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guitar43 0

cooooool bro. not pathetic but its funny, actual good FML. nice.

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VenomSiphon 13

LOL That's awesome. Awesome because I'm in the same boat. *tearz*

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JD_88 0

haa same. wow what a bunch of loosers we are :) x

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kewlcat 0

condoms expire because the latex can get brittle and can tear

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