Time to pretend
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I dont understand people who wait till mariiage. What happens when the two end up not being sexually compatible with each other? yes it does happen, different styles, different sizes. . .
This is not an FML!!! what the heck is wrong with you. If you really want to get laid that bad, go do something about it!! I bet you just think a woman's going to magically appear at your bed...no. btw, all the people who thought condoms didn't expire are idiots.
look on the bright side....at least you know you that you haven't contracted any stds
#13, condoms expire...they get little holes if they overheat, and stuff...
sex is overrated. okay,not really,but....i feel sorry for you?
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Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.
So? It's not a bad thing.