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Time wasted

By theunborn - 19/06/2012 16:42 - France - Vic-fezensac

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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As a matter of fact…

By Hangryko - 11/05/2021 08:01 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML

I agree, your life sucks 999

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Great parenting

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 01:00 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML

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You deserved it 123

By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 902

You deserved it 8 000

By rejected - 23/12/2013 10:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 643

You deserved it 4 116

Supportive

By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

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You deserved it 171

CPTSD

By Made to be miserable - 06/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I realized my parents are pretty much single-handedly responsible for all of the mental illnesses and personality disorders I have now. FML

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You deserved it 266

By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 150

You deserved it 3 195

It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 563

You deserved it 3 880

A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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You deserved it 4 720

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Top comments

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:12

Make a list of things you would do AFTER you throw them in the old house...

biggestfan23 11

Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:08

I tried to justify what the parents did but it couldn't be done. Fyl Op

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tarrie33 2

Wednesday 20 June 2012 7:06

Lmao!!! This is awesome!!!

lovebeecharmer 6

Wednesday 20 June 2012 7:08

Get over it.

Magichacker929 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:08

they could have sucked Rosie O'Donells penis.

MakeTodayADTR 20

Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:28

- Go to LA - Snort bath salts - Eat some hobos - Go home.

jazz23 2

Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:49

What there trying to tell you is to not have children until you live your life and are ready to settle down by starting a family learn from there mistake. Then when you have all that fun thank them for the warning there giving you.

Angelastic_fml 18

Wednesday 20 June 2012 10:00

Learn from it; don't have kids unless you really want to.

emh86 14

Wednesday 20 June 2012 14:37

My dad is always saying to me that if they only had the 2 children (my older sisters) that he would have been able to afford that yacht he's always wanted.... Awkward....

howrudoin 11

Wednesday 20 June 2012 22:00

My parents aborted the kid that was suppose to come after me (i have an older sister) guess your "lucky" you didnt get aborted lol. I barely found out about this a few days ago and this happened about 17 yrs ago.

kimosabi55068 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:55

I make those lists just to point out why I don't want kids.

ThatKiddTammie 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 5:50

At Least Your Parent Don't Tell You What They Could Have Done Everyday to Your Face. . .

daydreamer995 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 7:06

At Da End Of Day It Suckz For Dem Cuz Itz Wat Dey Wanted, Kids = No Freedom Yu Shuldnt Feel Bad Bout It.

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Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML

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Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

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