Timing is everything

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:54 - France

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Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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ByronJess 17

That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...

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cjcstuart 7

Please tell me you pulled out...

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beebananaz88 0

You're my sister! You're my sister! Joe Dirt? No? Ok ):

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Wassupwassup 0

I believe it was a girl chanting I'M your sister..

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applznoatz 1

Would it help if you went back to thinkin' I was still your sister? *cut to cabin shaking* I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

My god, if that's what she says to her boyfriend then what the heck does she tell her brother?!

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renesmeebb 0

I don't wanna think about it.....

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msjoyfull84 0

That shit's only acceptable in Mississippi.

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beccalyn244 4

da **** O_o that shouldnt be acceptable anywhere

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msjoyfull84 0

Yo dawg dat be a joke. Word.

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kristen69 0

Actually it's acceptable in west Virginia too

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msjoyfull84 0

Whoa! I was just talking smack. Brothers and sisters should NOT bang, totally unaccepted. Anywhere.

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DangerousGirl91 2

She said this to you while you were having sex with her? What a *****! If I were you I'd dump her instantly!

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Steven696 6

That doesn't make her a *****, just a creep.

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sarbear293 4

Why the hell do people choose these times to tell their bf/gf something important? Ahh

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CaptainPickles72 18

I'm confused to the "ahh" at the end of the comment! Is the "ahh" a scream from over-reacting or a moan from flicking the bean to the thought of this FML? ... freak!

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sarbear293 4

It's definitely not the latter part of your comment haha

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muryjane 0

That's freaking weird lolz

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sabrina2fab 0

Omg... Thats F'd yup...

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ladyLALAA 28

Pretty sure it's obvious what she means there, trolls these days.

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neonberries 15

That is all kinds of messed up. Have you considered taking your gf to see a counsellor (therapist)?

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ipoopinshoes 2

I hope you were wearing protection.

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