Timing is everything

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:54 - France

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Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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ByronJess 17

That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...

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cjcstuart 7

Please tell me you pulled out...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Are you Brad Pitt?

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KiddNYC1O 20

I read it as "... thinks of her brother...", hence the above comment.

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burtonbullet 10

Does that mean you're invited to the family reunion after the break-up?

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farhil 14

I caught on to the joke. Granted, it wasn't a great one, but it wasn't really worth being buring.

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Havin 19

I had nothing to write so I just wrote this.

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Havin 19

Guess you're right. But the urge to write something was killing me!

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bubo_fml 10

If you play your cards right, you'll soon be a real MF!!

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ibelieb6 0

That's gotta suck fyl :/

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