Timing is everything

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:54 - France

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Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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You deserved it 3 403
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ByronJess 17

That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...

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cjcstuart 7

Please tell me you pulled out...

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EyeCeYu 7

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. But sex is not the answer...

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bizarre_ftw 21

What is the answer?

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arielhoee 9

Sex is always the answer. It's never a question.

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flockz 19

*shoots you in the mouth*

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CovertRuskie 0

42...that is the answer

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GoW_Chick 14

I think someone is way to close to their brother..

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grouperslayer20 0

Your very pretty

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msjoyfull84 0

She doesn't even have your in her comment.

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muzy 23

Holy faecal matter ! 31 appears to be suffering from a mild case grammnazititis. One of the symptoms associated with this disease is that an individual, is overcome by a sudden urge to point out and attempt to correct mistakes where none have been made. Although the etiology of the disease remains unknown, it is believed that there is strong correlation between it and ignorance !

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GoW_Chick 14

Don't worry guys, he was just a Dumbassian disguised as a Grammar Nazi, he didn't know any better, let's all pat him on the back and tell him "Nice try, sweetie, better luck next time."

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obviousboy 8

The real question is… did you finish?

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DontForgetMe4 0

This has to be the creepiest thing ever. I understand what she means (sorta) but during sex.... da ****?

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kawaiianime 5

Great timing, eh?

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Torva_fml 16

My 22nd though.... "well that was ******* stupid... Thumbs down"

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NevaehGlass 0

Umm. I hope you broke up with her! If my boyfriend said something like that while we were doing that, I would slap him haha(: I hope You stopped right Away lol

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TheMotorCity 6

I would never call you my sister during sex, probably because you wouldn't be conscious to hear.

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TheMotorCity 6

Oh god, that wasn't suppose to be interpreted as me raping you.

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Sparks808 10

Lmao... Unfortunately, that's the way it read. What did you mean by it?

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CRC_101 31

TheMotorCity: This is the best lol of the day. Thank you for your awesomeness.

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imepelepticsir 5

I'm sure after hearing that his hips thrusted faster.

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