Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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spoilt_ 15

could've been worse, at least she didn't walk in on your great sex

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allmidnighteyes 10

Cue the "lol u guyze shud of hav a 3sum" comments from the naive 13-year-olds.

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FYLDeep 25

Don't be doing that shit if you don't have your own place. YDI 100%. Don't be so ******* stupid.

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buddha313 0

I like your attitude!

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mikejunior88 4

#15: lmao. that sounds like something i would say.

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lyn29 0

I agree seriously it such a dumbass thing to do if you knew the parents could come any time OP u deserve it

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allmidnighteyes 10

YDI for engaging in sex before marriage. MAY THE FURY OF THE LORD RAIN DOWN UPON YOUR UTERUS LIKE LIGHTNING.

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Melaniee_fml 0

why wear a thong and nothing else? just go ahead an take that off too

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BloodyHeel 8

Yes why have sex and then pop a thong on before having a shower.

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ImCanadianEh 0

lol 20's commwnt is win :P unless you're Buddhist or something.

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bpell 0

that's cute. but. Atleast she didnt see your whohaa.

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j_rodge 4

did she ask how was the sex?

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appleapple 0

could have been even worse, like you mistakening his mother for him, ooopsed. "Today when I got home from work early, my sons girlfriend thought I was him, I'm his mother and she was wearing nothing but a thong, FML."

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