Intimacy: Timing

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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spoilt_ 15

Friday 19 November 2010 12:04

could've been worse, at least she didn't walk in on your great sex

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 19 November 2010 12:08

Cue the "lol u guyze shud of hav a 3sum" comments from the naive 13-year-olds.

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sexyladyda2nd 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:32

you should of called nicki minaj

dermor 3

Monday 29 November 2010 22:28

See I was lucky in high school, my girlfriend's parents had an automatic garage door, so when you heard the door come on you knew you only had about 2 minutes at best to get your clothes back on and act like you weren't doing anything. OP should suggest her bf get his parents an automatic garage door opener for Christmas.

chris2065 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 5:27

wow that blows

hansbaby 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:07

ok if he still lives with his mom, then he really needs to grow up and move out, or your to young to be having sex.

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:58

You all are funny. And poor OP that had to be really awkward

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:08

You will not get pregnant and die if you have sex in most cases. Stop listening to what ur parents tell you to scare you lol.

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:09

Allmidnighteyes needs to get laid lol.

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:19

Fornication is a sin. But seeing that you have not a heaven or a hell to put people in you shouldn't judge. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. So again STFU!

neongurl98 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:46

are u guys still kids?

kei1108 13

Friday 13 January 2012 14:56

You shouldn't be having sex while the boyfriend is still living with his parents!! It's incredibly disrespectful!! She pays for his food, water, electricity, clothes, school, housing, and cares for him. And what do you guys do? Defy her rules. Come on....