Intimacy: Timing

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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You deserved it 33 480

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 376

Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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You deserved it 283

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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You deserved it 5 645

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 18 372

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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You deserved it 45 875

Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 365

You deserved it 2 085

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 055

You deserved it 32 309

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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You deserved it 20 723

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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You deserved it 30 922

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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You deserved it 8 945

spoilt_ 15

Friday 19 November 2010 12:04

could've been worse, at least she didn't walk in on your great sex

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 19 November 2010 12:08

Cue the "lol u guyze shud of hav a 3sum" comments from the naive 13-year-olds.

Comments

alana120592 0

Friday 19 November 2010 17:10

everyone saying shame on you for premarital sex STFU. its the ops decision not yours. so dont be so judgemental

k0kizzle 0

Friday 19 November 2010 19:01

Wtf is an OP

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 19 November 2010 19:16

Optimus prime

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 19 November 2010 20:07

see DocBastard FAQ #8

HesJustTheBest 0

Friday 19 November 2010 20:41

Organic Pasta

xITZxTuRtLeX 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 6:59

orange penis

WhatTheFuq 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:08

pregnancy omit

stubby84 0

Friday 19 November 2010 22:05

hook me up with the mom

alana120592 0

Friday 19 November 2010 22:14

originial poster. everyone is calling her a **** for having sex which is bulllshit

MissSarcastic 3

Saturday 20 November 2010 1:44

I know right! Jesus Christ all the shit heads who think sex is so bad obviously need to go get laid, masturbation is fine too; But seriously... Walking out of the bathroom? pretty dumb idea :)

alana120592 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 2:21

lol. haha i agree. and yeah..but she thought they were home alone

Xxmikedemonguy66 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 2:34

haha thats a shock

TheSilencer006 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:36

On the plus side, she ruined things after great sex. Better than if it had happened before the sex. for future reference, if your boyfriend lives with his parents, you might wanna wear some clothes while strutting your figure about his house.