Timing

By embarrassed - 01/06/2009 20:11 - United States

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Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me, "When?" so I replied "Towards the end." I didn't realize she was actually asking what day this happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 629
You deserved it 65 156

Same thing different taste

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Yeah even I didn't understand what she meant by that. FHL for not being clear enough. Nah, no one's life is ****** in this situation..

how is your life f'd? Seriously, just mentioning that you had sex and the condom broke is more of a FYL than is getting confused by the doctor's question. O.o

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because_im_bored 0

I'm sorry, but I can't even begin to think about the OP when I'm laughing too hard at the number of uninformed, blindly naive, religious bigots that are so up in arms and making themselves look like total morons. I think it's so funny when they spout complete idiocy that they've either conjured up in their close-minded little brains or so childishly absorbed from their bible-hugging preacher authorities. If any of them took 2.5 seconds to google an established, scientific report on Plan B or Birth Control, they might save themselves from totally demolishing what little credit the world gives them for their words. But no, they've got to stubbornly hold onto their belief that anything that PREVENTS the conception of a child is murder. Idiots. If abortion was as easy as taking a pill, I'm sure there would be a lot more people doing it. It's a preventative measure that stops the woman from ever conceiving in the first place - aka, there was no child ever. I feel my IQ drop when I see these posts ranting about baby murder. Shut up, get educated and open your freaking eyes.

goodbyeheaven 0

How does this piece of carp FML get on site when ur lifes not even f****** u caught it thus saving ur life......and my story goes unpublished.......dammmnnnn son how do u do it

Fornication, I hope it was worth risking getting pregnant.

ssnickel 0

16, STFU. The morning after pill and an abortion are COMPLETELY different. Completely. The morning after pills PREVENTS implantation in the first place. A fetus cannot develop unless it has implanted in the uterus. Abortion terminates a fetus that has already been conceived, implanted, and that's growing and developing. Please stop being so ignorant. 28, how do you know she isn't married? Not all married couples want children every time they have sex. Should they not have sex with their spouses at all? 91, the morning after pill does NOT kill sperm. Fertilization CAN still take place, but the fertilized egg cannot implant if the morning after pill works properly, which is how it prevents pregnancy. The pill thickens the lining of the uterus, making it more difficult/impossible for the fertilized egg to implant. Please stop spreading false information, especially when you're telling everyone else how uneducated they are.

Safe sex is great sex Better wear a latex Cause you don't want that late text That "I think I'm late." text. But good for you for using protection.

chimmy 0

#105, Name-calling HARDLY promulgates your own position. Neither does generalizing about an entire group of people. You would serve your position better to be less emotional. OP, I see how this might have been slightly embarrassing, but its hardly an FML. Good luck with the pill.

Penguinophile 0

Aw, that sucks. :( Lol it's not too bad.

sugar_bear 0

this was stupid. and a waste of my time. and number 2 fails. lmao

lovely997 0