Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Spicy
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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freshprizzle1 13

My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.

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gracehi 31

The true tragedy of this is that your boyfriend probably shouldn't reproduce.

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perdix 29

Ironically, because of his stubbornness, you could end up with a BIG problem. If he insists on using oversized condoms, stick with anal. You'll just poop out his trophy at a later date ;)

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gracehi 31

I just threw up a little inside my mouth.

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Dracoboxer357 35

56- And the winner of the "Most Shocking Comment Today" award goes to..... ;p Brutal, Perdix. Just brutal. ;P

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notepie 6

Time for a new boyfriend!!!

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noisebox 1

You could always let him in the back door to solve that problem

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daytoday21 10

Then refuse to let him into your body.

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fyreprincess 3

try female condoms. a bit pricey but they feel better for both partners.

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fukmefreddy 4

apparently you don't know what a comma splice is either. A comma splice is used to talk like Yoda, where you put the predicate at the end of the sentence. nice fail though grammar nazi, hahaha.

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itsme1321 3

You do realize that just because you type something with inferred conviction, that it doesn't make your complete nonsense true, right? A comma splice is two independent clauses joined only by a comma.

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Warden1986 16

Then you should refuse sex with him, till he get he's size.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Ahh, so I guess your boyfriend is the guy the cashier was ringing up from the FML about the customer needlessly telling him he was buying condoms that were too big. Some guy you got there OP.

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