Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Spicy
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 337
You deserved it 5 480

Same thing different taste

Top comments

My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.

Comments

Tell him it might not be the biggest but he obviously knows how to use it if your with him ,and it's better to have a little condom then no condom at all!

Why are so many people telling her to lie to her boyfriend about what size he's using? If she has to lie to her boyfriend to be able to have safe sex then there's something wrong with that relationship. Yes, it might hurt his ego to admit that he has a smaller dick than he thinks he does, but ultimately it'll be better for them both if he eventually can come to terms with it and buy the right sized condoms. The OP can help with this, if she talks to him in a nice, supportive and mature manner and especially if she reassures him that he pleases her regardless of size.

AClassActx3 7

Like sliding a hot dog down the hallway, eh

NailQueen2 7

Take a morning after pill just to make sure that you don't have a little one on the way

Tell him no sex until he buys the right size!

sammichbunny 3

I see some of these fml's and think,this is another good reason that I'm a lesbian:). You can thumbs down now.Really,the fml community hates me.

The_F3rris 11
sammichbunny 3

Does your penis hang low,does it wobble to and fro,can you tie it in a knot,can you tie it in a bow?

sammichbunny 3

Does my comment really suck,do the fml people give a ****,should I never comment again,I'm gonna crawl back to my den..bye bye