Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Spicy
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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freshprizzle1 13

My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.

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the_true_batman 10

Where do you even get small condoms? And what are they called? I only see regular condoms, and occasionally I'll notice large condoms. I don't do a lot of box reading though, but I just can't imagine seeing condoms advertised as being small on the box.

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Cinn_fml 22

It's possible that the boyfriend bought large when he needed regular. But even if he did buy regular and they're too big, there will be smaller ones somewhere, even if they're not very common or labelled 'small'.

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nuffsaidboutthat 4

It's that pussy troll pillow pants again!!! At first he only bit dicks but now he's pulling condoms off!!!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Your boyfriend sounds like a childish narcissist. Perhaps he isn't mature enough to be having sex if he won't comprehend that pregnancy can occur if the wrong condom size is used. /facepalm I hope he pulled out when it came off, and I also hope you're on some sort of birth control too. As for when it fell off, I don't know if it would be better if he came before or after...either way it would probably be too close to...well, you know.

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Katshia 2

well tell him if he doesn't want to wear smaller ones he will be getting no sexy time. should do the trick

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wisecatlady123 11

Tell him to use the right size condom or no more hanky panky!

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Briiyahh 7

You feel less of a man if you admit it though

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