Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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freshprizzle1 13

My only advice is next time you do the condom shopping lol. Just don't let him see the box so he'll feel like a big boy when it actually fits.

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Enslaved 36

Get one of those finger condoms. Show him that those are way too small and don't fit. Then place the correct sized condom on him. He'll feel better having to use the "next size-- up"!(:

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klovemachine 24

It happened to me...good news, she's not pregnant! Woohoo!!

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SkoomaKi 27

I guess you can buy some smaller condoms and put them in the bigger condom's box? That would save him the embarrassment.

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Bibliovore 26

Until the next time he buys them himself, at which point OP is back in the same boat. Honesty's the best policy here.

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pogue36 5

The condom is suppose to slip off, if you have to tug it off it's too small. I hope you bf leaves your dumbass.

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tj4234 35

#47. no it isn't... If it slips off inside the woman then it hasn't done its job has it?

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Ugi 26

Strictly speaking the instructions always say that you should hold them on (IIRC)! I never found that to be either convenient or necessary but that might imply that #47 is right. I don't know. However I think UK condoms are "one size fits all" because I have never seen different sizes available.

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whogivesafuck88 10

Sounds like you're the dumbass..........dumbass

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Bmck112 4

47 - Let's see if you're still saying that next time you get some chick pregnant.

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AerBear115 15

You sound like a ******* idiot. If it slips off in the girl she's gonna get pregnant. So next time u have sex think about that cos your gonna be for blame if u actually think that

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mpalmiter4717 8

Sounds like you are in "small penis" denial too #47

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court_f 8

At least it didn't slip off inside of you...=s happened to a friend.

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nuffsaidboutthat 4

Well you would think that's when it happened or else he'd be on here. Today, while getting it on with my gf the condom slipped off before I even put it inside of her fml

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court_f 8

I guess I should be more clear before others comment... At least it didn't fall off inside her... Completely inside. Meaning the condom is INSIDE of her, not hanging out.... Which could result into a trip to the doctor to get the thing out!

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itsme1321 3

It's a ******, not a bottomless pit of despair. The average ****** is 4 inches long relaxed. Even if the condom fell completely off inside of her, she could simply reach in and pull it out...tada!

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nuffsaidboutthat 4

Bahaha bottomless pit of despair; However, if you are working on child number 3 or 4 this description could fit.

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itsme1321 3

It doesn't matter how many kids you have, a relaxed ****** still returns to an average of 4 inches in length after healing from childbirth. Unless of course, prolapse or other severe trauma occurs - which is exorbitantly rare.

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court_f 8

You make it sound like its so easy to just reach into a ****** and find it..... For all you know it could be bunched up. But yep sure if you wanna go fishing in your ****** for who knows how long trying to find it go right ahead, I simply suggested that a trip to the doc would be better since they can not only see properly, but they also have the proper tools...

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itsme1321 3

Uh...it's truly not that difficult to reach into your ******...you're not escavating a mine - again, it's just 4 inches deep! So hmmm...wasting hours & $2000+ on an er visit & the embarrasment of that little gem in your medical records...OR...reaching into your own twat & pulling it out...hmm...

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your_face 15

Court_f, I'm sure some fun could be had with that ;)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Have him get the right size or run the risk of birthing some lesser endowed sons.

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lucianaamelia 21

Buy a big size but swap with smaller sized condoms inside. Or just go on the pill

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kbisbee714 1

I feel sorry for him and u. But all seriousness stroke his ego let him know size doesn't matter but introduce smaller condoms

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crammer1 6

What is worse for the ego, having a small penis, or never seeing all of your hard-earned money due to child-support? OP's boyfriend will lean the hard way!

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