Sex, Parents and Intimacy: TMI - FML

TMI

By wow - 28/05/2014 23:08 - United States - Cape Coral

Spicy

Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Alisha - 07/08/2012 18:04 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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dzhonatan 14

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:54

I guess you could turn it into a positive thing and keep the tradition going... Okay, maybe there is no positive way to look at this.

hexo21 13

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:52

Wow. Talk about tmi

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opj77_fml 13

Friday 30 May 2014 5:50

Adventurous and spontaneous mom.

ahamme06 12

Friday 30 May 2014 8:47

I worked at a bar my exes parents first hooked up at. I worked there while we were dating and his parents felt the need to tell me the whole story. Can you say awkward?

notorious_me 13

Friday 30 May 2014 9:40

Keep the family tradition "make" her grandchildren in the same stall

sabine123_fml 5

Friday 30 May 2014 13:01

Your mom must have been very popular at work

jahjahjama 9

Friday 30 May 2014 18:15

People always return to the scene of the crime

katiebabie88 4

Friday 30 May 2014 21:51

this is probably the best fml I've ever read. haha that's pretty funny. sorry that you had to find out.. I bet it's awkward when you use the restroom though..

jack_splat 11

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:31

Just a thought but maybe both parents worked at that store and what better way to spend a break.

honeymoonroyale 20

Monday 2 June 2014 13:11

My mom tried to tell me where -_- luckily I made her shut up in time, but seriously why do parents do this? Lol

Q_W_E_R_T_Y5555 1

Tuesday 3 June 2014 2:05

she just wanted you to know, so you can carry on the tradition#!#

impretty_fml 7

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:05

I bet you've always had a "special connection"

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML

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Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML

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Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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Today, I had to sleep at my in-laws' house. My in-laws' bedroom is directly above the one we’re sleeping in. For the last 20 minutes, all I can hear is the bed going, “Thud, thud, thud.” FML

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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