Intimacy: TMI - FML

TMI

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML

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By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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Gamer girl woes

By justanothergamergirl - 17/04/2019 20:00

Today, and for the past two weeks, I decided to try online gaming, as it's something I've never done before. I already have a creep stalking me because I mentioned I was single and he's a horny virgin. Remind me never to talk about my lack of love life online again. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Rolled

By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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Top comments

JRFaceless 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:52

And this is different than playing CoD any other time?

Magic_Mushroom 7

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:52

Idk that sounds like fun to me

Comments

BrysGirl27 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 17:43

Hahah giggady

ImDB8 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 17:59

You lost huh?

zenrael 21

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:08

Ohhh yeaaa........ Fyl indeed sir. This is stupid how is this an fml?!

irritatedone 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:14

Dude ur cute :)

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:20

Was this person beating you as badly as his meat?

bkkingkeokuk 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:29

Dam did he win because thats beast mode

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:33

Today, I played Call of Duty online. FML

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:50

So how did your masturbating go? Did you make provisions for an easy clean-up or did you just let it shoot everywhere?

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 24 January 2012 23:14

I usually roll my shirt up.

sertyla 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:08

Exactly

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:34

This sounds like a modern variation of when one guy would defiantly say to another, "I can beat you with one hand tied behind my back." Definitely defiantly ;)

bornoriginal 3

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:43

Oh, that was me..

ExToRtiOn 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:13

I do that every time I get a MOAB

dragonlord354 4

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:14

Well, why didn't you shoot him while he was shooting the sock?

dragonlord354 4

Wednesday 25 January 2012 6:56

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Today, I found out the girl I’ve been seeing for a few weeks is freaky. At her grandad's funeral, she got so upset she had to leave the room, only to drag me into the priest's office for a quick blowjob. Apparently, death turns her on. I had oral sex at a funeral. I’m going to Hell for sure. FML

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Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

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Today, health insurance is mandatory in my country, and you pay 15% of your gross income for it. Sounds acceptable, right? Except when you find out that, according to the insurance companies, 15% of ZERO is 170 €. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost two years had kept nude photos and videos of his ex, whom he couldn’t seem to let go of from the start. We’re locked into a pricy apartment lease together, and I don’t have anywhere I can go. Thanks babe, love you. FML

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Today, my psychologist canceled our appointment due to Covid. I'm a mess and was looking forward to our meeting, it's the only constant thing in my life. FML

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Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

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