Animals: Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole....

By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

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By birdhater - 15/10/2009 06:16 - Australia

Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML

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By EyupItsLucas - 24/03/2020 13:35

Today, there’s been birds nesting in my wall since mid winter. They’ve recently started scratching at the wall as if they wanted to get through. This morning, they made their entrance. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 12:00

Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 16:17 - United States

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2010 11:16 - Canada

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML

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By Alaska - 29/10/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML

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By TehUglyLife - 29/07/2013 19:11 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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By I'mSoHungry - 11/01/2020 08:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML

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grogers311 20

Tuesday 6 May 2014 1:17

Well, you tried to do the right thing...

LickitungJr 8

Tuesday 6 May 2014 1:18

It probably would've died soon if it was stuck in your walls anyway.

Comments

MissBehavin77 18

Tuesday 6 May 2014 1:52

I bet the bird was thinking FML too.

PassiveAggresive 12

Tuesday 6 May 2014 18:54

"Today, I was flying like usual when I randomly decided to go through a hole in the wall of some human's house.. now I'm stuck and I hear something approaching. FML"

EnderWolf1013 9

Tuesday 6 May 2014 1:54

feel bad for you? **** that i feel bad for the bird.

LinkandSaria 10

Tuesday 6 May 2014 15:20

I don't see why this is negative in points.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:01

If the bird got into the walls of your house through a hole, why did you dig a new hole instead of widening the existing hole so the bird could fly back out?

stripepanther 10

Tuesday 6 May 2014 5:35

It could have gotten into the wall from the outside. inside walls are much easier to fix than outside walls. I'd rather just plaster over and repaint the hole than replace siding.

sjbartholome 14

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:03

Well, that's one way to get it to stop chirping.

avidreader121 7

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:10

Oh that's so sad :[ well at least you tried to save them. It's thw thought that counts right?

martin8337 35

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:11

Bird problem solved.

thelee 5

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:12

Made my day.

Xeebar 28

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:15

You, OP, are a bird murderer!! Do you honestly believe a court is going to buy the "valiant hero trying to do the right thing" spiel? Yeah, good luck.