Animals: Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole....

By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

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By birdhater - 15/10/2009 06:16 - Australia

Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML

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By EyupItsLucas - 24/03/2020 13:35

Today, there’s been birds nesting in my wall since mid winter. They’ve recently started scratching at the wall as if they wanted to get through. This morning, they made their entrance. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 12:00

Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 16:17 - United States

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2010 11:16 - Canada

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML

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By Alaska - 29/10/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML

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By TehUglyLife - 29/07/2013 19:11 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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By I'mSoHungry - 11/01/2020 08:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML

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grogers311 20

Tuesday 6 May 2014 1:17

Well, you tried to do the right thing...

LickitungJr 8

Tuesday 6 May 2014 1:18

It probably would've died soon if it was stuck in your walls anyway.

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charlotteel 11

Tuesday 6 May 2014 9:33

That's like saw for birds

Smoothiemuch 8

Tuesday 6 May 2014 11:38

Feel bad for you OP. RIP birdy.

beanthemouse 13

Tuesday 6 May 2014 11:41

Now lets wait for the PETA supporters of the FML community to go total apeshit over an obvious accident.

Axel5238 29

Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:08

This seems a little odd. How big of a drill was OP using? You'd want to cut a small door for the bird to get out of. Also you wouldn't want to cut or drill exactly where the sounds were coming from abut maybe a foot or two over. I can't see there is a frantic animal trapped in the wall let me use a precise tool to burrow into just where it's frantic noises are coming from.

lobsta 9

Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:52

Lmao that sucks for both of you!

__0muSe0__ 4

Tuesday 6 May 2014 14:18

omfg you animal murderer.... your terrible

FelicityWishes 32

Tuesday 6 May 2014 17:17

Omfg.

rileyharrislm 6

Tuesday 6 May 2014 18:52

OMG I think I'm gonna throw up!! I just can't stop picturing that poor bird! Well he probably would have died anyway but still

pesukarchu 11

Tuesday 6 May 2014 20:24

Poor bird :( But you can't really be blamed too much; you wanted to do the right thing to get the bird out; it's not like you were purposefully sadistic. Just make sure you get the bird out now though; you don't want the bird rotting in your walls...

yesnid 2

Thursday 8 May 2014 14:58

Just because a person is mean by accident, that doesn't excuse their actions. I saw a rabbit with so much matted fur it couldn't move and it had shit caked on it's butt so it couldn't poop any more. Should I have given the owner her rabbit back because she did not know and not of given it toASPCA