By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
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Deemon_Cat 0

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a **** her life.

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bananayum 0

thats disgusting. Not the best day for you OP.

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leighh12343 0

agreed with #6, you should've beat that bitch. :P

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SacredHorses 0

I would have dropped kicked her in the face when she passed out :) but that's just me

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MelissaElectrik 0

You shoulds straight up rocked that bitch.

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Naaboo 0

Why the **** would her boyfriend even say that? even if she did look better, he would of just shut up. so she came overTand said 'my bf said you look better in this dress'.. hmm I really doubt this FML :/

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hateevryone 14

you should've beat the stupid bitch while she was passed out

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