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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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Deemon_Cat 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:21

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a **** her life.

Samuraixman 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:33

have sex with her boyfriend

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Superadie 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:24

Sell tht bitch ass to the whole bar and get yourself a whole new clothes closet on her!

myfishisBOBA 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:33

thats disgusting. You should have stomped her lol.

princess__m 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:02

lmfao only in BC. thats brutal!! what a bitch. wonder where this was in BC? hm.

gurlgurlgurl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:10

ah.. those canadians!

ANTONKR 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:54

yea canadians sometimes make me laugh so hard

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:06

damn man some people just can't hold their shit, eh?

happyvalleygirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:11

I would have dragged the bitch to the bathroom to "help her out," then taken her dress and left her there. Then you have another dress to wear—probably in a bigger size though if she looked bad—and she gets what she deserves. Naked on a nasty bar bathroom floor.