By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
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Deemon_Cat 0

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a **** her life.

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Sleepwalker418 0

Well, if you didn't punch her face in, you let a really great anger management opportunity pass.

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kingston52 0

YDI for wearing the same dress also for being an asshole and screaming at a drunk girl

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pinksprankles 2

xD The perfect revenge

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weinerdog 2

then leave your discarded underwear on her face so she wakes up to your smell

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aback 4

Nah--you "help" her into the restroom to "clean her up", then beat the shit out of her.

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lindseyxox 0

why wouldn't you just leave with her boyfriendd thats what i would do lol :)

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blahdsflksfd 0

This is why you shouldnt ever go to a bar

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AnimeAddict 0

"Help" her into the bathroom and switch dresses with her

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TKDWill 13

Yea forget nonviolence. You should picked up the bar stool and cracked some ribs with it...well maybe too much but she definitely deserved a punch in the face in return.

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